The Conjecturing: A Horror-ish Podcast
A Horror-ish Comedy Podcast. Come for the scares, stay for the laughs! Hosted by Rob, Laura and Greg.
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Episodes
Thursday Oct 01, 2020
Thursday Oct 01, 2020
In their first episode of "Conjecturween", the gang reviews Halloween (1978) *spoilers*. Laura aggressively takes the wheel and rips it straight off. Greg quits soda and becomes Michael Myers, standing around aimlessly. Rob can't decide who's more inefficient at their job - Michael or the Sheriff?
Theme Music: Conjecturween - DJ $DaSensei
Thursday Sep 24, 2020
Thursday Sep 24, 2020
The gang reviews Event Horizon (1997) *spoilers*. Laura boards the mothership to “bowl” with The Rock. Greg's not eating this space cheese and demands a rewrite. Rob declares his fondness for orgies.
Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030
Thursday Sep 17, 2020
Thursday Sep 17, 2020
The gang reviews Return to Oz (1985) *spoilers*. In another of Rob's random movie picks, Greg remembers a previous life and is traumatized. Everyone agrees Dorothy doesn't see sh*t. Lobotomies, wheelers and heads - OH MY!
Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030
Thursday Sep 10, 2020
Thursday Sep 10, 2020
The gang reviews Train to Busan (2016) *spoilers*. Rob tests Laura & Greg on their "Train Track" familiarity, but one of them drops some Jupiter. While Laura is heartbroken and Greg stifles tears, Rob exhibits a heartless demeanor. Everyone concedes that zombies are benign compared to the nefarious nature of humans.
Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030
Thursday Sep 03, 2020
Thursday Sep 03, 2020
The gang reviews You're Next (2011) *spoilers*. Greg demands lessons in proper blood penmanship. Not on his life would Rob ever look under the bed. Laura declares her woman boner for Erin. Everyone constructs their Mount Rushmore of bad @$$ b*tches.
Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030
Thursday Aug 27, 2020
Thursday Aug 27, 2020
The gang reviews Host (2020) *spoilers*. During a game of "Never Have I Ever", Laura pounds Astral Shots and Greg casually admits to dabbling in arson. Rob develops a theory and shakes up the plot like a Polaroid Picture. Watch out for those pots and pans!
Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030
Thursday Aug 20, 2020
Thursday Aug 20, 2020
The gang reviews Tremors (1990) *spoilers*. Greg sinks into grounded memories of overcoming his fear of Land Sharks. Laura calls upon Beetlejuice to make this movie watchable. Rob stays firm with an impressive 90 inches, er, minutes of phallic jokes.
Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030
Thursday Aug 13, 2020
Thursday Aug 13, 2020
In their most terrifying episode to date, the gang reviews The Conjuring (2013) *spoilers*. Greg examines the antagonist, AKA "BathSalts". Rob proclaims one character should stick to his TPS reports. Laura summons an actual spirit. All three renounce clapping for the foreseeable future.
Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030
Thursday Aug 06, 2020
Thursday Aug 06, 2020
Review begins at 19min 15 seconds.
The gang reviews John Carpenter's The Thing (1982) *spoilers*. Rob devises on-the-fly narratives to explain every mystery. Laura is irked by the surplus of testosterone. Adding to an already riotous conclusion, Greg's final rating is truly perplexing.
R.I.P Wilford Brimley.
Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030
Thursday Jul 30, 2020
Thursday Jul 30, 2020
The gang reviews The Happening (2008) *spoilers*. In a competitive game of 'M. Night or Marky Mark', someone's infinite knowledge of the Funky Bunch bandleader is too robust to be beat. Laura calls B.S. on M. Night, Greg 'Grinds his Gears' and Rob's final rating shocks. Lets say it again louder for the people in the back, "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!".
Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030